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Ohio Gets Free fireworks Courtesy of Exploding Chemical Tank
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Ohio Gets Free fireworks Courtesy of Exploding Chemical Tank

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a pretty wild story unfolding in Toledo, Ohio. Apparently, there’s a chemical…

Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
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Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race
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Democrats Sweating Bullets Over Sneaky Senate Race

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democrats are getting a little nervous about the upcoming Senate…

Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos
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Fox News Has Questions About Katie Zacharia’s Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first week as the new White House press secretary, and let…

Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
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Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…

Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results
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Republicans Break Bank For Underwhelming Results

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Republicans are throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at…

Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing
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Cornell Frats Party Plans Ruined By Alleged Rape Thing

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Cornell University, where they’ve suspended all parties and…

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