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Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lil Durk Beats Murder Rap Somehow Still Has Music Career

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal jury just found rapper Lil Durk not guilty of…

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Still Happening Because Of Course It Is

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
Breaking, Music News

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…

New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
Breaking, Music News

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

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