Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…
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Fortnite Zero Hour Leak: Prepare for the Lamest Finale Ever
Oh. My. God. 😱 Is Fortnite Chapter 6 FINALLY ending? Like, seriously, after all this time? They’re calling it “Zero…
Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…
Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
😂🤣😅🤪 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…
The Offspring, bless their hearts, are playing a HUGE outdoor gig in London’s Crystal Palace Park with some, uh, “special” guests
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because those geriatric punk posers THE OFFSPRING (yes, *still* around) are gracing London’s Crystal Palace Park…
Phasmophobia: Nell’s Diner—Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Ghosts Is the Food
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 🙄. I, like, TOTALLY didn’t expect to get sucked into Phasmophobia. When it first dropped,…
Aaron Lewis Sings ‘Am I The Only One’ to Charlie Kirk: God’s Favorite Patriot Gets a Tune
Ah, yes, another groundbreaking moment in modern music history. 🙄 STAIND’s very own deep thinker, Aaron Lewis, took a break…
Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! 🎉 That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? 🐶 And to…
Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
**OMG! 🙄 Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! 🤣 Catch “Anomie” by Nataša Prosenc Stearns & “And…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…