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Tag: Ozzfest

KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
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KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…

Ozzfest Set To Rock US Shores Again In 2027
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Ozzfest Set To Rock US Shores Again In 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Ozzfest will be back in the United States in 2027, as confirmed by the festival’s official social media channels. A…

Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
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Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…

Ozzfest Sets 2027 Comeback At New Venue
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Ozzfest Sets 2027 Comeback At New Venue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Ozzfest has confirmed that its 2027 return will take place at Birmingham, England’s Villa Park, the same venue where the…

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