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Jackal.Today satirical news site
Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…
The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…
Zakk Wylde Says A.I. Music Generators Are Fine, But You Can’t Replace Ozzy’s Mind Or Tony Iommi’s Riffs During a…
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…
