Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Ozzy’s Crazy Train hits 1 billion streams because your grandma finally figured out Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic song “Crazy Train” has just reached a…
Ozzy Fans Desperately Clinging To Hope Of 2027 Ozzfest
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some potentially life-changing news? 🤯 I just found out that Sharon Osbourne, the…
Tony Iommi still making riffs because what else is he gonna do
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. The legendary Black Sabbath guitarist, Tony Iommi, is…
Geezer Butler Still Trying To Act Surprised Black Sabbath Did Something Good
In a shocking turn of events, Black Sabbath bassist Geezer Butler has once again opened his mouth and words came…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Alex Skolnick Thinks Angus Young Is Good Or Something
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Alex Skolnick, the…