MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…
Tag: Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Burton C Bell still talking somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…
Rhino rereleases same Black Sabbath albums for 12th time because you clearly didnt buy them enough already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…