Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Tag: Ozzy Osbourne
OZZY OSBOURNE’s Super Gross Throne That He Probably Peed On A Few Times To Be Glorified At Birmingham Museum & Art Gallery Like It’s A Real Historical Artifact Or Something
The throne, which was last seen at the “Back To The Beginning” concert, will be on display from Wednesday, July…
BREAKING OZZY OSBOURNE Just Got a Statue and Now He’s Officially More Metal Than Your Entire Existence At Hellfest 2026
Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤘 A gigantic statue of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne…
Geezer Butler OBVIOUSLY Ripping Off Jaco Pastorius But Credits Some Old Dudes Like Jack Bruce Instead
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤣 Fender has just shared a new episode of “Lowdown On The…
Former OZZY OSBOURNE Guitarist JOE HOLMES Emerges From Rock and Roll Retirement Home To Release New Album That Your Uncle Will Think Is Cool
Breaking news: Joe Holmes, the most legendary guitarist in the history of rock music (or so he thinks), has just…
Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
ZAKK WYLDE’s Super Obvious And Not At All Groundbreaking Advice To Young Musicians: ‘Duh Play Music You Actually Like’ And ‘For The Love Of All Things Holy Dont Be A Poser’
So, you want to be a rockstar, huh? 🤟 Well, let me tell you, it’s not all groupies and sold-out…
GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…
SHARON OSBOURNE Dumps OZZYs Old Haunt on the Market for a Whopping $17 Million Because Lets Be Real the Neighbors Were Sick of His Noise Anyway
The iconic Los Angeles home of the one and only Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon Osbourne is back on…
NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…