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Tag: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
๐ŸŽฉ Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities ๐ŸŽฉ
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet againโ€”Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽฒ LGBT Gaming Awards: Who Came Out on Top This Year?
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The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…

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