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Tag: Paradise Lost

OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script
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OMG! James Gunn Claims Someone Somewhere Might Be Scribbling a ‘Wonder Woman’ Script

FinnJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

So, James Gunn, the overlord of DC Studios (along with his trusty sidekick Peter Safran), has deigned to bless us…

PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)
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PARADISE LOST Announces New Album ‘Ascension’ (Because ‘Descension’ Was Too Mainstream), Shares ‘Silence Like The Grave’ Single (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable dinosaurs of British gothic metal (yes, they’re still around!), are dropping their 17th album, “Ascension”, on…

Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)
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Paradise Lost Dumps Drummer, World Weeps (Not Really)

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

PARADISE LOST, those lovable British pioneers of moping around in graveyards, have apparently fired their drummer of the past two…

Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom!

Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄
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Paradise Lost’s Aaron Aedy Admits New Album Is Basically Just Expensive Noise Pollution Right Now πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸŽΆπŸ₯΄

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

In an earth-shattering interview with some dude on YouTube named Alejandrosis (who?), Paradise Lost guitarist Aaron Aedy (who? again) deigned…

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