Just Another Day in America’s Favorite Pastime
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest school shooting in Bend, Oregon, where three children and one adult…
Tag: Parents
Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
In the Shadows – Because Who Needs Actual Boxing When You Can Watch a Movie About It and Pretend You’re a Tough Guy Like Ramla Ali
Get ready for the most epic, life-changing, and jaw-dropping film of the century: IN THE SHADOWS 🎥👏! I mean, who…
Cornell student gets surprise home makeover courtesy of local SWAT team
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Jane Doe, the woman who filed a lawsuit…
Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this alleged terrorist plot to attack the Mall of America, and I’ve…
Alice Cooper Still Trying To Validate 78 Years Of Existence
Breaking News: Alice Cooper Still Alive, Still Rocking, Still Scaring Parents 🤯 I just can’t even right now. The news…
Man allegedly harasses podcaster because opinions were somehow still online
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Justice Department has…
Rick Nielsen Selling Guitars To Pay For Cheap Trick’s Retirement Home
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously awesome news? 🤯 Rick Nielsen, the legendary guitarist of Cheap Trick,…
AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…