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Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…

Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
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Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…

ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else
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ROG Xbox Ally Finally Decides to Show Up Fashionably Late with a Bunch of Updates That Will Probably Break Something Else

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The ROG Xbox Ally is getting a new set of updates, because who doesn’t love a good update, am I…

GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like
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GeForce NOW: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Play 4000+ Games at RTX 5080 Speeds and Forget What Sunlight Looks Like

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Get ready for some serious gaming with GeForce NOW’s new Ultimate membership, because your social life is about to take…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle
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Far Far West Early Access Preview — Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Watch Robots Rustle Cattle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Far Far West is a game that’s so crazy, it just might work 🤪. With its wacky cartoon aesthetic, roguelike…

Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work
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Valve’s Steam Controller Finally Gets a Price and Release Date Because You Were All Dying to Spend Money on Something That Might Possibly Work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

Oh boy, have you guys been waiting for this moment forever! 🤩 Valve has finally announced the release date and…

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget
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Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy It Enough Times Already Announcement Thingy With a Launch Date That You’ll Probably Forget

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some pirate-themed fun 🏴‍☠️? Because Ubisoft just announced Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag Resynced,…

Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
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Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…

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