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Tag: Perfect Dark

Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow
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Perfect Dark reboot axed just as it started looking decent somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s a miracle we even got to see the cancelled Perfect Dark reboot’s shiny new parkour mechanics, considering Xbox’s trigger-happy…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career
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Gang of Dragon’s YouTube Channel Gets Torched Like Their Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

Rumors are swirling around like a bunch of nosey parkers, and it looks like Toshihiro Nagoshi’s upcoming game, Gang of…

Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
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Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…

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