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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
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Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life
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Jennifer Finch’s memoir is finally happening because you all clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious name-dropping and nostalgia? 🤯 Because I’m about to take you on…

The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD
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The Sopranos: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life Than Watch a Bunch of Old Mafia Guys Whine About Their Feelings in Glorious 4K Ultra HD

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic news ever! 🤩 Fans of the most iconic TV drama of all time, The Sopranos, can now…

MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’
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MADBALL Releases Super Original and NotAtAllAngry Sounding Single ‘Tethered’ From Their TotallyNotGoingToChangeTheWorld Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Get ready for some serious headbanging, folks! 🤘 The one and only MADBALL is back with their tenth studio album,…

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