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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
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Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics
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Cronos: Lazarus revives New Dawn with even more aggressive monetization tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

It’s time to head back into the desolate world of Cronos, and I couldn’t be more excited to see how…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
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GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that will surely change the course of human history, GWAR has announced that they’re…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
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ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch
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Jackbox Party Pack 12 brings back Debate and weirdly renames it Switch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The Jackbox Party Pack 12 is coming, because of course it is, and it’s bringing a whole new slew of…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

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