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Tag: Point Break

Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
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Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…

Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
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Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄‍♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…

Point Break Returns To Theaters This August
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Point Break Returns To Theaters This August

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

One of the best movies to ever combine surfing and heist action is gearing up for a theatrical return, just…

Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks
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Big Gov’s student loan overhaul is finally here folks

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like the world of federal student loans is about to get a whole lot more complicated.…

So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)
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So, You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Advice – Now With Added Hopium!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Is your acting career a joke?🤡 Then pay BoJesse Christopher Acting Studio for a 2-hour “ACTING CAREER CONSULTATION”! In-Person: $275,…

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