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Tag: Pokémon GO

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times
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Pokémon GO’s Super Amazing Totally Not Overhyped Free Global Finale Is Finally Here And It’s Bringing The Most Obvious And Not At All Rushed Mega Evolutions For The Legendary Pokémon You’ve Already Caught A Million Times

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

Pokémon GO is turning 10, and to celebrate, it’s pulling out all the stops – and by stops, I mean…

Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It
Pokémon Champions is finally out, and fans are totally not freaking out 🚀
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Pokémon Champions Is Finally Here and Oh Boy Are You Guys Going to Freak Out About All the Things That Are Totally Not Wrong With It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

The wait is over, and the brand new Pokémon Champions game has been unleashed on the world 🌎. Well, “unleashed”…

Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!
Calling All Bug Hunters: Pokémon GO’s Bug Out Event is Here!
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Blipbug Blunders Into Pokémon GO: Bug Out Bonanza, March Pass Mayhem Unleashed!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Time to swap your bug catchers for Poké Balls, Trainers. Pokémon GO announces the debut of Blipbug at the Bug…

Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
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Pokémon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokémon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! 🎉…

Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂
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Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokémon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…

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