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Tag: political correctness

Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike
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Israel says brother of Michigan synagogue assailant was Hezbollah commander killed in strike

Big ElephantMarch 15, 2026March 15, 2026

The MSM Wants You to Ignore the Real Story Behind the Michigan Synagogue Attack So here we go again –…

US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
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US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…

Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans
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Why the US Is Trying to Cancel the Diversity Visa Lottery and Ruin Everyone’s Dream of Free Americans

Big ElephantDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Another Diversity Visa “Diversity” Success Story: Brown University Shooting Suspect Was a DV1 Green Card Holder – Trump Acts Fast…

SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
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SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook

Chord F. DiscordDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…

OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business
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OpenAI’s Sora says “I have a dream… of NO deepfakes of MLK, thanks” | CNN Business

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, the woke mob strikes again! OpenAI, bending the knee to the altar of political correctness, has “paused” the ability…

New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect
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New ‘Dying Light: The Beast’ Patch Removes Pigs, Adds Prayer Rugs and Respect

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

In a world where the gaming industry has long become a battlefield for the feelings of anyone and everyone who…

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