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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
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Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2026

Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…

Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack Details Emerge Slowly
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Grand Theft Auto VI Soundtrack Details Emerge Slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

It’s hard to believe how long it’s been since we’ve gotten a new Grand Theft Auto game. Though the release…

Toys R Us Relaunches With Hundreds Of New Stores
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Toys R Us Relaunches With Hundreds Of New Stores

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026

Toys ‘R’ Us is making a major comeback with the announcement of 120 new stores, hoping to attract the now-adults…

Twitch CEO Reveals GTA VI Online Launch Set For Next Year
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Twitch CEO Reveals GTA VI Online Launch Set For Next Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Grand Theft Auto VI is set to launch on November 19th as a single-player title. This means gamers looking to…

Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition
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Trump Threatens Kennedy Center Over Lack of Recognition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

This week, after a federal judge once again rejected an attempt to add his name to the building, Donald Trump,…

Kennedy Center Faces Fiscal Collapse Unless Trump Intervenes This Week
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Kennedy Center Faces Fiscal Collapse Unless Trump Intervenes This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The Kennedy Center, a cherished institution, is facing a dire situation, with its hand-appointed leaders warning of “certain fiscal collapse”…

Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere
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Oprah Brings Immersive Live Experience To The Sphere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Oprah Winfrey is set to debut “AHA,” an immersive live show described as a “symphony of senses,” at Las Vegas’…

Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters
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Consequence Unveils T-Shirts For Diaper Wearers And Bathroom Line Waiters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 12, 2026

It’s been a rough summer for bladders and bowels at live shows. Olivia Rodrigo was the first to reveal that…

Zelda Ocarina Of Time Remake Hits Stores Soon
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Zelda Ocarina Of Time Remake Hits Stores Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Nintendo has announced that its much-anticipated remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be released on November…

Burning Man Boots Christian Missionary Camp in Midnight Eviction
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Burning Man Boots Christian Missionary Camp in Midnight Eviction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026

A Christian missionary camp, Shift the Atmosphere, was evicted from Burning Man in the middle of the night after organizers…

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