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Charli XCX Stuns At Lollapalooza With Divine Performance
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Charli XCX Stuns At Lollapalooza With Divine Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 1, 2026

About halfway into Charli xcx’s set at Lollapalooza 2026, just as she transitioned into the third act of the setlist,…

Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza
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Olivia Rodrigo Joins Smashing Pumpials at Lollapalooza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo joined The Smashing Pumpkins on stage at Lollapalooza in Chicago’s Grant Park on Friday night for a performance…

Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again
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Billionaires Explain How They Made More Billions Somehow Again

Big ElephantJuly 31, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s about Situational Awareness, a multibillion-dollar hedge fund that has…

Ariana Grande album Never Fully Blooms falls short
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Ariana Grande album Never Fully Blooms falls short

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Ariana Grande knows how cruel the world can be. “Society desperate for remedy/ Empathy, fix this reality,” she declares on…

Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy
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Boy George Exits Jesus Christ Superstar Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

Boy George has been pulled from his role in a London production of Jesus Christ Superstar days before his debut…

Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions
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Stupid Never Dies slated for October with obligatory DLC and cash-grab editions

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

It’s time to get excited, and also mildly skeptical, about the upcoming game Stupid Never Dies. I mean, who doesn’t…

Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything
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Inflation Gauge Takes Brief Summer Vacation From Ruining Everything

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Inflation is down, but don’t get too excited, it’s likely just…

Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande
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Tony Iommi somehow still alive and making music with Jorn Lande

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 😴…

Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson
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Anthrax explains album art because you clearly didnt buy the record and need a lesson

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal goodness? 🤘 Because ANTHRAX is finally back with a new…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

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