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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
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Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already

FinnJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…

Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)
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Bi-2 («Би-2») in Warsaw, Poland (06/13/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2026

Belarusian pop-rock band

Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway
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Dave Stewart Forced to Relive His Worst Nightmare and Support the Soulless King of Dad Music Lionel Richie at Sandringham Because Who Needs Dignity Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

The most epic music festival of the century is coming, and you’re all invited… or not, we don’t really care…

Duran Duran is Being Forced to Share the Stage with Other Bands at Hyde Park Because Apparently They Cant Sell Out a Venue on Their Own
Breaking News: The Most Epic Lineup of the Summer is Here and We're Freaking Out! 🤯
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Duran Duran is Being Forced to Share the Stage with Other Bands at Hyde Park Because Apparently They Cant Sell Out a Venue on Their Own

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2026June 9, 2026

Nile Rodgers & CHIC, Groove Armada (DJ set), SOPHIE GREY., SISTRA, Harrison, Wendy Bevan, and Sam Scherdel are joining the…

Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This
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Break Out the Neon and Big Hair Because the Most Iconic and Totally Not Forgotten Cartoon of the 80s Jem and the Holograms Is Getting a Live Action Series Because You Clearly Asked for This

FinnJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh joy, because the world was just missing another live-action adaptation of a beloved ’80s franchise, Jem and the Holograms…

Janet Jackson Announces Super Exclusive Concert for Like 12 People at Some Rich Persons House Called Sandringham Estate Because Who Needs a Normal Venue Anyway
Breaking News: Janet Jackson is Coming to Town and We're Freaking Out! 🚨💃
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Janet Jackson Announces Super Exclusive Concert for Like 12 People at Some Rich Persons House Called Sandringham Estate Because Who Needs a Normal Venue Anyway

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

The queen of pop, Janet Jackson, has just announced an exclusive show at the Sandringham Estate as part of the…

ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It
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ARCHITECTS Singer SAM CARTER Reveals The Most Metal Thing That’s Ever Happened To Him: METALLICA’s JAMES HETFIELD Brought Them A Cake And Didn’t Even Smash It

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking news: Sam Carter from ARCHITECTS is basically the coolest guy ever, and we’re all just jealous of his awesome…

BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency
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BREAKING: ANTHRAX Debuts New Song ‘Its For The Kids’ Because Clearly The World Was Missing A 60 Year Old Man Screaming About Juvenile Delinquency

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

So, you want to know about ANTHRAX’s new single, “It’s For The Kids”? 🤔 Well, let me tell you, it’s…

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