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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: β€œWait, She’s Still Making Music?”
Tongues, Liam, and Trauma: Miley Cyrus Drops a New Video Nobody Asked For
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Comeback or Cry for Attention? Miley’s New Song Has People Asking: β€œWait, She’s Still Making Music?”

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Remember when Miley Cyrus licking a hammer could cause a nationwide meltdown? Yeah, simpler times. Now at 32, the former…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black πŸ’…πŸŽ€πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black πŸ’…πŸŽ€πŸ’”πŸ˜‚

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! 🀣 Is this…

BeyoncΓ©, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw πŸ€ πŸ“œ demanding she chill
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BeyoncΓ©, bless her heart, had to wrangle her “Cowboy Carter” tour a bit after someone sent a strongly worded yee-haw πŸ€ πŸ“œ demanding she chill

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Hold on to your Stetsons, Beyhive! Queen Bey, our supreme ruler of all things sparkly and over-the-top, apparently got a…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ
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Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? πŸ™„πŸŽ€πŸŽΈ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! πŸ€ͺπŸ’°πŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one πŸ˜‰), have decided…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! πŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

πŸ₯‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks β€” but there’s a meaty catch πŸ₯“
🎧 Moby Drops 500 Tracks for Free β€” But You’ll Need Kale to Digest It
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πŸ₯‘ Moby releases 500 free vegan tracks β€” but there’s a meaty catch πŸ₯“

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

In a shocking move that’s shaking both Spotify playlists and bacon-loving boomers, legendary electronic musician Moby has dropped 500 tracks…

Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
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Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!

FinnMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

So, β€˜Γ‰toile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…

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