Trump’s ICE Phobia: The Art of the Squeal
Well folks, looks like the Big Beautiful Wall just got a little shorter – and not from any construction delays!…
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Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…
Iran cracks down, Trump faces three risky paths forward — and one of them might involve accidentally nuking his own golf course
Trump’s Armada is on the move, and it ain’t heading for a victory parade Well folks, looks like President Trump…
Ex-Illinois Deputy Gets 20 Years for Sonya Massey Slay – Justice Served Cold!
Another Win for Law and Order as Crooked Cop Gets Just Deserts In a victory for common sense and justice,…
Minneapolis Turns Into Frozen Tundra of Chaos as Protesters Face the Ice Cold Grip of Detention!
Breaking: Chaos Erupts in Minneapolis as Soros-Backed “Protesters” Get Their Just Desserts! Minneapolis police did what every red-blooded American wishes…
Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
“Government Shutdown: The Epic Saga of How We All Pretend to Care While the World Burns”
Washington is once again staring down the barrel of a government shutdown—and this time, it’s the Democrats’ fault. With Senate…
BREAKING: Overcaffeinated Cops Mistake Pretti for Pinata in Lead-Filled “Encounter,” DHS Shrugs “Just a Starter Report”
Oh look, another day in Biden’s America—oh wait, it’s 2025, and President Trump’s MAGA miracle is STILL cleaning up the…
“Astrid Tuminez’s Guide to Crying in the Boardroom and Still Getting a Promotion”
Utah’s Glass Ceiling Smashers™ invite you to their ✨2026 “Women in Leadership Executive Speaker Series”✨ – because 7 webinars fix…
Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…