Interior Department Swaps MLK Day and Juneteenth for Trump’s B-Day in National Park Free-for-All, Because History
Folks, can you believe the liberal media’s spin on President Trump’s brilliant move to honor REAL American heroes and cut…
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Netflix Gambles $72 Billion on Entertainment’s Next Big Flop
Netflix, that bastion of leftist Hollywood values, is buying Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72 billion. Can you…
Trump’s Brain Trust Plots European Rebellion and Declares ‘Yankee Go Home’ (From the Western Hemisphere)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and America! The liberal media (aka CNN) is desperately trying to spin President…
JD Vance’s Marriage: Real or Just a Political Prop
JD Vance, that MAGA stud, says he and his wonderful wife Usha are laughing all the way to the bank…
Consumer Spending Taking a Snooze While Inflation’s Still Throwing a Party
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make you believe the economy is struggling, but don’t…
U.S. Blows Up Boats, Claims “Drugs Were on ‘Em”
Another day, another excuse for the Lib Media to whine about President Trump keeping our nation safe! CNN, still sniffing…
CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…
Trump Says He’s Cool With Dropping More Bombs on Alleged Drug Boats, Because Why Not
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the War on Drugs! Those pathetic drug smugglers thought they could sneak…
New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration
Oh, the delicate snowflakes in New York are at it again! Apparently, those oh-so-tolerant liberals can’t handle a little free…
“Totally Disgusted” Cries Victim After Trump Lets Rich Guy Who Probably Deserved It Off the Hook, CNN Reports (Obviously)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump, the greatest negotiator this country…