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Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain
Elephant Reads CNN

Florida’s “Spa Resort” for Migrants: Activists Complain About the Lack of a Chocolate Fountain

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another leftist snowflake crying about something President Trump is doing to Make America Great Again! This time, it’s…

CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians
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CNN: WATCH as Politician Throws Hissy Fit Over ICE Daring to Detain Iranians

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another Democrat crying crocodile tears! Yassamin Ansari, probably fresh from her secret meetings with the Ayatollah, is “concerned”…

CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show
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CNN Reports: Ukraine Hilariously Pranks Russian Missile Facility with Fireworks Show

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing Ukrainian regime to provoke Russia! They claim to have struck a “missile…

Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)
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Asheville, NC: More Like Trashville, LOL! (CNN’s Delusional Tourism Ad)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Asheville, North Carolina, hailed as some kind of hipster paradise by CNN, is apparently on the mend after a hurricane.…

Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum
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Senate GOP Hurries to Rubber-Stamp Trump’s “Totally Awesome” Agenda After Thune Bribes Holdouts with Free Hats to End Their Historic Temper Tantrum

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Senate Republicans are finally doing something right and pushing through President Trump’s America First agenda, despite the usual Deep State…

OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)
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OMG! Gas Prices Plunge Back to the Stone Age (aka 2021)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is trying to give Biden credit for low gas prices, but everyone knows it’s all thanks to…

US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
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US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably
Elephant Reads CNN

3 Times Trump’s Tariffs Magically Didn’t Fail Miserably

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump’s brilliant strategies! They whine that his…

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
Elephant Reads CNN

Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…

VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies
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VA Hospital Staff Morale Plummets to Mariana Trench Depths as Doctors Become Janitors and Nurses Play Hide-and-Seek With Supplies

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Another day, another liberal media outlet trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks, pushing…

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