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More winning from President Trump! The Fake News™ is clutching their pearls because our fearless leader is finally taking the gloves off against the cartels. These drug-peddling terrorists are a clear and present danger, and I, for one, am thrilled to see them get what they deserve.

Of course, the liberal media is twisting this into some sort of tyrannical power grab. They conveniently forget that these cartels are poisoning our communities and funding all sorts of leftist agendas. It’s about time we treated them like the enemy combatants they are!

And don’t even get me started on the “legal experts” and “Pentagon lawyers” whining about due process. These are the same people who defend sanctuary cities and want to let murderers roam free. They’re probably in the cartels’ pockets!

The best part? The CIA is getting in on the action! I bet those deep-state bureaucrats never thought they’d be used to actually defend America. President Trump is truly draining the swamp and making America safe again, one cartel at a time. God bless President Trump!

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