‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…
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Gym’s Dumbest Rule Survives Legal Beatdown, World Still Turns
Another day, another victory against the Deep State! A US appeals court just blocked a ridiculous “click-to-cancel” rule cooked up…
DOGE’s Boneheaded Budget: Senate Showdown or Puppy Pile-Up? | CNN Politics
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to make America great again by cutting wasteful…
HBO Max is Back From the Dead (Again?!) | CNN Business
Another day, another woke corporation bowing to the inevitable! CNN (or whatever commie propaganda outlet they’re calling themselves this week)…
Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…
Trump Apparently Threatened to Bomb Moscow if Putin Invaded Ukraine, According to Tapes (LOL)
Oh, the horror! CNN, still clutching their pearls, released audio of President Trump at a private fundraiser. Apparently, he told…
Kristi Noem’s Groundbreaking Revelation: You Won’t BELIEVE What She’s Doing With Your Shoes at the Airport
Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of freedom! Secretary Noem, a true patriot, is finally putting…
USAID Accidentally Funds Hamas 2.0 with $30M Just Days After Raising “Critical Concerns” (Oops!)
Typical CNN, twisting the truth to make President Trump look bad! They’re clutching at straws, folks! It’s always the same…
Another Genius Idea: Jon M. Chu’s Gonna Wreck ‘Hot Wheels’ in Live-Action
Oh, great. Another cinematic masterpiece in the making. 🙄 Jon M. Chu, the visionary behind such groundbreaking films as… *checks…
Newsom’s South Carolina Shenanigans: Is He Running for President or Just Really Likes Grits
Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired liberal from the once-great state of California, is gallivanting around South Carolina, pretending he’s got a…