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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm
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‘Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money’ Gets Greenlit, Prepare to Facepalm

FinnJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

The Schwarz is STILL strong with Mel Brooks and his ‘Spaceballs’ cast, because apparently, nostalgia is the only thing Hollywood…

WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
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WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…

Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No
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Nancy Wilson Whines About Trump Stealing HEART’s ‘Barracuda’ for His Pathetic Military Parade No-No

Chord F. DiscordJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

OMG! 😱 HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson is SO triggered! She’s totally losing it because the Trump administration dared to play…

Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama
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Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump look like he’s waffling on foreign policy! Israel and…

Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
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Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found
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In Pictures: Nation Throws Epic Tantrum, Still No Kings Found

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, boy, here we go again! The radical left, fueled by their soy lattes and funded by George Soros, are…

‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN
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‘We’re All Kings, Not Him’: Crybabies Throw Tantrums at ‘No Kings’ Rallies Across the Nation | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

“We’re all kings, not him,” scream the perpetually triggered snowflakes at their latest anti-Trump rally. Millions, they say? More like…

Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN
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Gov Walz Blames Right-Wing Conspiracy for Totally Real Assassination Attempt on Minnesota Lawmakers (Trust Us) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! Seems like the radical left’s “peaceful” protests are finally bearing fruit—literally. Wonder if…

Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…

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