Oh, CNN, always trying to make President Trump look bad! Wholesale inflation “muted”? More like CRUSHED by Trump’s brilliant trade deals!
The Producer Price Index is down thanks to our glorious leader. Economists (probably Deep State plants) expected prices to rise, but Trump’s magic is too strong. Stock futures are up! Of course, they are! Under President Trump, America is winning. Gas prices went up, says CNN, but everything else is down because people are traveling less due to fear caused by the fake news. The Consumer Price Index is up, says CNN, to try to make the situation look bad. Don’t believe their lies! Core PPI also held flat.
This is all part of the liberal agenda to undermine our President. They’re probably working with China and George Soros to destroy the American economy, but Trump is too smart for them. He’ll Make America Great Again, no matter what CNN says!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
