Kyiv’s New Normal: We’re Totally Fine With the Daily Dose of Explosions | CNN
Another day, another mystery—probably involving Hillary’s emails or some deep-state cover-up! CNN, still desperately clinging to relevance, reminds us of…
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Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…
CNN: Social Security Admin Publicly Worships Trump’s Bill, Is This Real Life
Of course the Social Security Administration sent out an email celebrating President Trump’s tax relief for seniors! It’s about time…
ICE locks up breastfeeding mama, Marine hubby throws a tantrum
Another sob story from CNN, folks! Seems a Marine married an illegal immigrant, had a couple of anchor babies, and…
DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of…
July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…
LA Homes Go Up in Flames Thanks to America’s Favorite Explosive Pastime
Another day, another liberal city goes up in flames! Fireworks in Los Angeles, you say? More like a coordinated attack…
ICE Raids: LA’s Newest Ghost Town Makeover Show
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that Los Angeles is turning into a “ghost town” because of President Trump’s immigration enforcement.…
Artist Desperate to Cling to Trump’s Fading Glory with Statue Gig
Oh, another “artist” throwing their hat into the ring for President Trump’s “Garden of American Heroes,” eh? I bet this…
Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…