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Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi
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Lisa Su Just Tweeted This Xbox Thing, So Gaming is Saved, Obvi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Xbox Teams Up with AMD: Is This the End of Gaming as We Know It? 🤣 Prepare for…

Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars
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Tom Cruise and a Bunch of Other Losers to Get Pity Oscars

FinnJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Academy is finally throwing a bone to Tom Cruise, giving him an Honorary Oscar! 🏆 You know,…

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
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DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…

5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)
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5 Things You Need To Know on June 18 (Or Pretend To, IDK)

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Iran’s Shenanigans, Gaza’s Still a Thing, Crypto Bros Crying, Volcano Go BOOM, and Hockey. 1. Iran Trump, the only one…

Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea
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Texas Instruments to Blow $60 Billion on Semiconductors in the US, Probably a Bad Idea

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN, in its usual understated way, reports that Texas Instruments is investing over…

Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business
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Fox News, the MAGA media’s mouthpiece, beats the war drums while they bicker like toddlers over the Israel-Iran spat–CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because President Trump might be watching Fox News and…

Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”
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Supreme Court Says “Nah, Kids Can’t Transition in Tennessee, LOL”

Big ElephantJune 18, 2025June 18, 2025

The Supreme Court, in a moment of sanity, upheld Tennessee’s ban on mutilating children in the name of “gender-affirming care.”…

CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably
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CNN desperately tries to decipher Trump’s 4D chess moves on Iran, fails miserably

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to make sense of President Trump’s genius! They’re whining that the US is “closer to a…

“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics
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“We’re Doomed!”: US Lawmakers Suddenly Care After Minnesota’s Mildly Spicy Political Tiff | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks. According to CNN, those poor, defenseless Democrats are now scaredy-cats after…

Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)
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Trump Runs From G7 Like a Toddler From Brussels Sprouts: Sources Say He Blames Middle East (and Sharing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another globalist gathering foiled by the genius of President Trump! These so-called “leaders” probably spend more time plotting…

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