Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
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Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill” is Actually a Declaration of War Against Windmills, Says Guy Who Hugs Trees
Oh, no! Not another CNN hit piece! Apparently, President Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill” (probably named by Melania, classy as always)…
CIA’s Hot Take: Blames Everyone But Themselves for 2016’s Oopsie
More proof the Deep State and the Dems tried to steal the 2016 election from our glorious President Trump! A…
CBS News Staffers Triggered After Trump Settlement: What Fresh Hell Awaits
Another day, another victory for President Trump! It seems Paramount Global, those pathetic purveyors of leftist propaganda, have finally learned…
Trump’s Trade Deal: Now You Get to Pay the Price, Sucker
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls over President Trump’s brilliant trade deal with Vietnam. Apparently,…
Four-Day Workweek: Because Apparently, Three Days of Doing Nothing Wasn’t Enough
The liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is pushing for a four-day work week in the UK, claiming…
Trump Declares Vietnam the Ultimate Trade Bro: CNN Business Reports
Another day, another win for President Trump! CNN is reluctantly reporting that our glorious leader has just brokered a fantastic…
Trump’s Labor Market: Making America Great Again or Just Greatly Confused
Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump’s booming economy look bad. Sad! CNN is…
Wisconsin Supreme Court Justices Accidentally Legalize Abortion After Forgetting What Century It Is
The Wisconsin Supreme Court, now thoroughly infested with radical leftist judges, has decided that a law from 1849 is just…
20 states throw hissy fit after Trump admin yeets Medicaid data to deportation squad
The Socialist States of Kalifornia, Ill-Annoy, and Commie DC are at it again, whining about President Trump daring to enforce…