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Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Look who’s rocking a fancy new passport pic now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I have to say, this one’s a doozy.…

CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again
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CNN says Trump trashes Iran over tiny boat incident again

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is calling out Iran’s strike on a vessel…

You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
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You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…

Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court
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Million Plus Immigrants Freaking Out Thanks To Supreme Court

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court just made a decision that’s going to affect…

CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
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CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…

Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz
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Oh great now ships are sneaking through Hormuz

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the latest developments in the Strait of Hormuz. It seems…

CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently
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CNN says conservatives are finally speaking up apparently

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Tucker Carlson’s latest comments on Trump, and I have to say, it’s…

What’s America coming to now
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What’s America coming to now

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…

You Guys Still Confused About America
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You Guys Still Confused About America

Big ElephantJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Gallup poll, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
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You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks

Big ElephantJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…

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