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Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news judge trashes Trump’s awesome lawsuit again

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “journalists” and “experts” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who has…

Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing
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Who cares about NSYNC loser Joey Fatone’s stupid documentary thing

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about our great President Donald Trump, who is doing a…

Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again
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Good riddance to liberal loser Eric Swalwell fails again

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest nonsense from the fake news…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters
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Musk genius billionaire(C) stays one step ahead of fake news haters

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Let’s get this straight, folks, it’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President…

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
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Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great
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Who cares about Israel’s fires when America is great

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that the Biden administration’s leftovers are still somehow relevant…

China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock
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China and Iran, our best buddies, what a total shock

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who is…

Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth
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Liberal judges coddle crooks thanks to inept Todd Blanche’s big mouth

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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