The Game Awards 2025: Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons, Finally an Original RPG That’s Not a Sequel, Remake, or Reboot
Attention, ye brave adventurers! š”ļø A dire prophecy has been foretold at The Game Awards 2025, and it involves a…
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Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…
Navy Sends Mark Kelly a Participation Trophy for Best Improv in the ‘Oops I Illegally Ordered Something’ Skit
In a stunning display of Democratic double standards, the US Navy has reportedly handed over “recommendations” on how to punish…
Taylor Swift Struggles to Pick Her Own Best Songs Because Apparently Even She Canāt Keep Up With Her Own Bops
Taylor Swift, in a stunning display of humility (and perhaps a severe case of amnesia), recently appeared on Stephen Colbertās…
ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares āFree the Abregoā and Custody Canāt Hold Him Any Longer
In a stunning act of judicial overreach that could only come from an Obama-appointed activist judge, a federal court in…
Trump crashes Warner Bros. drama, demands CNN be auctioned off like last seasonās leftovers
In a stunning and totally unexpected move, President Donald J. Trump, the greatest president in history and possibly all of…
When Red and Blue Team Leaders Finally Agree on Something: Punching People Is Bad, Actually
Liberal Governors Whine About Political Violence While Trying to Start a Civil War In a stunning display of hypocrisy, Pennsylvaniaās…
Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ ā…
Prosecutors Serve Up Gourmet Dumpster DNA as Exhibit A in Brian Walsheās āHow to Dispose of a Bodyā Masterclass
BREAKING: Another Bloody Rug Mystery in Liberal La-La Land ā But Donāt Worry, Folks, Trumpās Still President and Winning in…
Your Burning Qs Wanted: Should We Just Hand Toddlers the Internet Like Itās a Glitter Bomb Waiting to Explode
BREAKING: Woke Australia Declares War on Freedom, Decides Kids Belong to the State Now Well folks, it’s happened! The Aussie…