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Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories
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Liberal Media Hypes Ukraine Breakthrough Amidst Other Non Trump Stories

Big ElephantJune 15, 2026June 15, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest president this world…

Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again
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Trump Takes Out Scumbag Terrorist Leader, America Wins Again

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald…

FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly
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FBI wasting time on soccer, ignoring real America’s problems clearly

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, wow, I’m just so excited to be talking about the latest “achievements” of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…

Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations
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Kasie Hunt bothering Mullin about ICE heroics at voting stations

Big ElephantJune 14, 2026June 14, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to tell us that our great…

Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets
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Finally, US gov stops foreigners from stealing our awesome AI secrets

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…

Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow
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Billionaire Musk survives solely on government handouts somehow

Big ElephantJune 13, 2026June 13, 2026

Oh, great, just what we needed, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda about our beloved President…

Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises
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Finally, America’s great again, consumer sentiment somehow magically rises

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan
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Trump-hating RINOs tremble before Trump’s genius Iran plan

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure
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Tanks in Cushing Oklahoma are almost empty what a wonderful failure

Big ElephantJune 12, 2026June 12, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swampy waters of Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

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