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Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal tears fall as Trump wins Nebraska Senate seat easily

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. With our fearless leader, President Donald Trump, at the helm, America…

Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally
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Obama’s failures lead to high oil prices naturally

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow
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RINO Mace opposes Trump’s military genius again somehow

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames Trump for everything even Iran’s own stupid wars

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! As I sit here, sipping on my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again
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Winning bigly, Trump saves taxpayers from freeloading veterans again

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The so-called “journalists” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump. I mean,…

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares, Trump is the only real Republican leader anyway

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, trying to tear down the great and powerful President…

Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke
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Fake news mocking our great Palm Beach Pete what a joke

Big ElephantMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest fake news trying to…

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake News Targets Patriot Hegseth with Fake Removal Story

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal pals going to be eating their words now that our…

Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal snowflakes rejoice over fake news social media ruling

Big ElephantMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “achievements” of the European Union, folks. I mean, what a total joke. As I’m writing…

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