New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics
Folks, can you believe it? The Deep State’s at it again, this time trying to make it look like organized…
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Oops, America’s Flights Go Bye-Bye, Prepare for Wallet-Shredding Ticket Prices and Passenger Pandemonium
Another government shutdown? You can bet your bottom dollar this is the Democrats’ fault, and those Deep State saboteurs are…
North Carolina Man Blames Bald Eagle for Cat-astrophic Windshield Incident, 911 Operator Wonders if It’s a Fur Real Emergency
Another day, another sign of the impending apocalypse, folks! I bet you won’t hear about this on Fake News CNN…
Kimmel Dangles Olive Branch (Probably Poisoned) After Trump’s ABC Meltdown: A CNN Business Masterpiece
Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again, clutching their pearls because our glorious President Trump dared to…
5 things you should pretend to care about today: Some guy named Mamdani, ‘Seditious behavior’ (yawn), Autism and vaccines (eye roll), a beauty pageant, and something happening in Gaza
Folks, let’s cut through the fake news fog! The liberal media’s trying to distract you from the REAL issues, like…
DOJ Investigates if Ed Martin and Bill Pulte’s Adam Schiff Mortgage Fraud Probe Was a Total Clown Show, CNN Reports
Another day, another Deep State plot uncovered! The liberal media is twisting itself into knots trying to protect Adam Schiff,…
Border Patrol Finally Leaves Charlotte, Area’s 3 Cows Breathe Sigh of Relief
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our nation as…
CNN discovers: Trump’s “happy talk” on inflation is a total flop, like a toddler trying to bake a cake
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They claim the “economy…
Israeli Comedian Hilariously Fails to Solve Middle East Crisis with Jokes, CNN Reports
‘An act of hope’ or another act of leftist delusion? Meet Noam Shuster-Eliassi, an Israeli comedian trying to ‘bridge’ the…
CNN desperately grasps at straws after Trump commits the ultimate crime of hurting their feelings
Another day, another snowflake melts! Congressman Crybaby Chris Deluzio (D-PA) is having a boo-hoo moment after President Trump called out…