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Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…
Oh, Look! Savannah Guthrie “Plans to Return” to Today Show—Because Apparently, Searching for Her Missing Mom Was Just a Coffee…
Yet Another “Hiker Found Dead” Story, But Wait, There’s More! Well, well, well, look who decided to go hiking in…
Another Trump Economic “Win” – Small Businesses Struggle as Trade Wars Backfire Small businesses across America are reportedly struggling to…
Sacramento, CA – In a move that can only be described as “Y2K panic meets Hot Topic catalog,” Danny Wimmer…
Apple has officially decided to stop pretending their laptops are made of unicorn tears and solid gold, announcing the MacBook…
Libtards Shaking as Trump’s Sub Torpedoes Iranian Ship! So, here we go again! The Deep State’s favorite puppet, Pete Hegseth,…
Oh no, the poor Iranian drone operators! Their Shahed attack drones—which are basically flying lawn mowers with bombs strapped to…
Breaking: Submarine Does What It Was Built For, Iranian Warship Disappears — In a shocking display of naval competence, Defense…
Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…
