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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him
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SHINEDOWN’s ZACH MYERS Throws Tantrum Because Robots Are Better Songwriters Than Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some hot takes? 🀣 SHINEDOWN’s Zach Myers is sounding off about people using…

The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently
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The OG Slipknot Vocalist Anders Colsefni Is Going To Iowa To Scream About Eating Flesh And Murdering People For Fun, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

πŸŽ‰ BREAKING NEWS: The Ghost of Slipknot Past is Back, and He’s Brought a Crowzade! πŸŽ‰ Let the 666 Days…

Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
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Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…

FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026
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FLOTSAM AND JETSAM Finally Found a Label Dumb Enough to Sign Them; New Album to Grace Our Ears in the Distant Future of 2026

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 Fresh off their ‘successful’ (debatable) European tour, those Arizona thrash metal dinosaurs, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM, have crawled out…

Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995
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Screamer Preview – Prepare for PS1 Graphics and Cars Exploding Like it’s 1995

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Screamer, still gestating in its primordial pre-Alpha ooze, is apparently the kind of racing “experience” that even I, a self-proclaimed…

WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)
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WATAIN to Finally Call it Quits After Releasing Eighth Album (Thank God)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Swedish black metallers WATAIN have announced that their upcoming eighth studio album will be their final collection of new material.…

MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’
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MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever primordial ooze they were marinating in – it’s MUDVAYNE! 🀑 They’ve…

Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
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Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
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Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer
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Ys vs Trails: Prepare for the Crossover Nobody Asked For, But You’re Getting Anyway (Maybe) This Summer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh. My. Goodness. πŸ™„ Did Falcom REALLY think we wanted ANOTHER Ys game? Like, seriously? We get it, Adol is…

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