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Tag: progressive metal

VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For
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VOIVOD Documentary Finally Happening Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better To Ask For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2026August 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🀩 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… πŸ™„ VOIVOD’s drummer and…

The Night Eternal Drops Epic Metal AOR Hybrid The Veins of Time
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The Night Eternal Drops Epic Metal AOR Hybrid The Veins of Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 7, 2026

The Night Eternal has released a new single, “The Veins of Time,” which highlights the band’s ability to blend heavy…

Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu
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Sigh Transforms into Melodic Folk Metal on Unputenpu

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Sigh’s debut single from their newest album, Goh-Ka, is a melodic folk metal track that is a pleasant shock to…

Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music
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Underground Metal Bands Unleash New Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 31, 2026

Death metal has always felt like a magical portal to me. So much of this is the chimerical nature of…

Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)
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Borknagar at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 β€” 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026

Norwegian progressive metal from Bergen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

FINSTERFORST β€” The band’s new album somehow still exists
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FINSTERFORST β€” The band’s new album somehow still exists

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

FINSTERFORST, the German folk metal band, has just dropped their latest album “Still”, and I’m not sure what to make…

Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)
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Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 β€” 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Progressive metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase
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Hatebreed Unleashes Death Metal Banger Kill Count Increase

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 24, 2026

This week’s Heavy Song of the Week is a feature on Heavy Consequence breaking down the top metal, punk, and…

Chris Cornell Tribute Features Lzzy Hale And Matt Cameron
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Chris Cornell Tribute Features Lzzy Hale And Matt Cameron

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

The Chris Cornell tribute project King Ultramega has released its newest single, a cover of Soundgarden’s progressive metal ripper β€œBirth…

Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT
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Chiodos Drop First New Track In 12 Years TAPDAT

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Chiodos have unleashed the single β€œTAPDAT,” the post-hardcore band’s first new song in 12 years. The track comes ahead of…

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