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Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State protects their own again somehow what a shock

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even as he’s still leading…

Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
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Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop

Big ElephantApril 24, 2026April 24, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow
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More fake news targeting our great President’s awesome loyal friends somehow

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “scandal” about our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has ever seen. I mean,…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
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Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online
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Snowflake moms whine about loser kids online

Big ElephantApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic excuses for why our great…

JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor
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JD Vance sells out to Iran, what a total RINO traitor

Big ElephantApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another bunch of liberal nonsense trying to take…

Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
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Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…

Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
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Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…

Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously
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Fake news panicked about minor staff adjustments obviously

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

The absolutely hilarious and utterly pathetic attempts by the fake news media to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s accomplishments…

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