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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Warns Of Final Battle In Latest Infomercial From Uncle Sam

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of the latest news from the White House. It seems…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News

FinnAugust 14, 2026

Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

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