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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…

SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
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SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News

FinnAugust 14, 2026

Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
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Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail
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Loomer Falls For Ukraine After Russian Fake News Fail

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Laura Loomer, a far-right figure and avid supporter of President Donald…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool
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Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to spew their lies and propaganda about our great…

Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously
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Liberal LA Mayor declares emergency over minor warehouse fire obviously

Big ElephantJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Oh, great, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal propaganda, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved…

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