Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
Tag: PS5
Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…
XBOX Games Showcase 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Senua’s Angst, Hellblade 2’s Sequel Now Ruins Your 2027 Too
The wait is over, folks! 🎉 Ninja Theory has finally announced the third installment of the Hellblade series, and it’s…
Exodus Tries Really Hard to Not Get Sued by Bioware for Being a Mass Effect Clone in 20-Minute Gameplay Demo That Weve All Seen Before
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious gamer drama? 🎮👀 Because Archetype Entertainment just dropped a 20-minute gameplay…
OMG 007 First Light Sells a Whopping 1.5 Million Copies in 24 Hours Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway IOI Already Drooling Over Your Money for the First Content Update
Breaking News: 007 First Light Sells 1.5 Million Units in 24 Hours, Because Who Doesn’t Want to be a Suave…
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…
Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…