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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
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GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names
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NetEase unleashes wave of familiar sounding games with forgettable names

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready for the biggest gaming spectacle of the year – gamescom 2026 is here, and with it, NetEase Games…

Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies
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Dracula Resurrected, Again, Because Money Never Truly Dies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Get ready for another helping of vampire-slaying action, as KONAMI has finally revealed the voice cast for the upcoming title,…

Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same
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Intrigue Abounds As Once Human Stumbles Onto Consoles With More Of The Same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, buckle up, folks, because the survival-crafting-MMORPG extravaganza that is Once Human is finally making its way to consoles. I…

Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal
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Phantom Blade Zero slices through hype with actual gameplay reveal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a move that’s as surprising as a AAA game not having microtransactions, S-Game has finally lifted the veil on…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow
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Wolverine claws its way onto overpriced limited PS5 consoles somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, earth-shattering, and potentially wallet-draining news in the gaming universe: PlayStation has announced a limited…

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