Sony Desperately Tries to Cling to Old School Gaming While Hackers Laugh Maniacally and Plot to Ruin Everything
It looks like Sony has finally realized that the whole “multi-platform” thing was just a fad, and they’re going back…
Tag: PS5
Because What James Bond Really Needed Was a Pair of Dorky Smart Glasses to Go with His Martini and Exploding Pen
Get ready for the most epic spy adventure of the century! 🕵️♂️🔥 Even Realities has just announced that their sleek…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Xbox Just Announced the Most Overhyped Game Ever and It’s a Yakuza Prequel Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Those, Plus a Cast That’s More Star-Studded Than Your Grandma’s Quilt and a Release Window That’s Totally Not Getting Delayed
Xbox’s long-awaited Stranger Than Heaven presentation finally dropped, and boy, was it a wild ride 🎢! The biggest question on…
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…
PlayStation Now Requires You to Beg for Permission to Play Your Own Games Every 30 Days Because Sony Loves You and Wants to Make Sure You’re Not Having Too Much Fun
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that since the March 2026 update, PlayStation 4 and 5…
Two Point Museum Unveils The Most Totally Not Boring Expansion Pack Ever Made The Arty-Facts DLC Because Who Doesn’t Love Looking At Old Paintings And Dusty Artifacts All Day
Get ready for the most epic announcement in the history of announcements! 🎉 Two Point Studios and SEGA are thrilled…
Daredevil Actor Charlie Cox Finally Figures Out How To Use a Controller and Plays Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Gets Absolutely Destroyed
Wow, what a total “legend” 🤣, Charlie Cox, the amazing actor who voices Gustave in Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, has…
Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…