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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
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Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees
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Sony Boosts PS Plus With Seven New Titles To Justify Subscription Fees

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Another month, another deluge of games to sift through in the PlayStation Plus catalog. Because, you know, what’s a gaming…

Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain
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Phantom Blade Zero Slices Straight to Top of Action Game Food Chain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s not every day that I get to play a game that actually lives up to its hype, but Phantom…

Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027
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Forza Horizon 6 might graciously bless PS5 with physical release in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

It’s time to put the pedal to the metal, folks, because the latest rumors suggest that Forza Horizon 6 is…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
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Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
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Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…

GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
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GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…

Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode
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Dawnwalker’s Cash Cow Gets New Endless Milking Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 18, 2026September 18, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as a seasonal DLC announcement, The Blood of Dawnwalker is getting a New…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

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