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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ
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Oh great, another year of Disney Lorcana, are we sure this TCG isn’t just printing money and dreams 😴 for the Mouse? πŸ­πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🀣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…

Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™
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Bless his cotton socks, Def Leppard’s Rick Allen *still* hasn’t found the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” for his PTSD after some random dude’s epic fail in basic human decency πŸ™„ πŸ₯ πŸ™

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, apparently, Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard, is STILL whining about getting roughed up outside a Florida…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. πŸ˜‰

FinnApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Guess Disney finally learned how to…

Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🀯πŸŽ₯
Will Smith Fired from Matrix 5 After Epic Meltdown! πŸš¨πŸ‘‹
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Matrix 5 Chaos: Will Smith Turns Set Into Slap Fest! 🀯πŸŽ₯

FinnJanuary 7, 2025January 7, 2025

The highly anticipated fifth installment of the iconic sci-fi series Β«MatrixΒ» has already descended into chaos β€” and filming has…

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