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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Spend 60 Bucks on a Game That Will Probably Crash My Console and Make Me Question Every Life Choice I’ve Ever Made Fall 2 Is Coming

FinnJuly 31, 2026July 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic thrills and spills? Because I’ve got the scoop on the newest,…

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teenagers Force School Shooter to Look at Them During Sentencing

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Colt Gray, the teenager who pleaded guilty to…

Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial
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Graham Platner Accused Of Rape By Ex Amidst Denial

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest scandal to hit the US Senate race in Maine, and folks,…

Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess
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Oh Great Another Game to Give You PTSD While You Harvest Virtual Crops and Question the Sanity of the Developers Who Came Up with This Mess

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Big news, folks! 🚨 11 bit studios and Carbonara Games have announced their latest project, Crop, a farming game that’s…

John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?
John Boyega Might Return to Star Wars… or Maybe He's Just Trolling Us All
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John Boyega: Back for More Galactic Shenanigans or Just Messing With Our Minds?

FinnMarch 24, 2026March 24, 2026

Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…

Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!
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Oh, look, Minneapolis is now a trauma spa for immigrants, thanks to that lovely “surge” — because nothing says “welcome to America” like PTSD in the classroom!

Big ElephantMarch 21, 2026March 21, 2026

Minneapolis Students in Crisis as ICE Agents Invade Schools! Liberal Minneapolis is melting down as ICE agents swoop in on…

Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better
Phasmophobia's Tanglewood Revamp: Because Clearly Your Childhood Home Wasn't Scary Enough
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Phasmophobia Revamps Its First Map So Ghosts Can Finally Get Some Privacy and Hide Better

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh look, Kinetic Games is at it again—taking perfectly functional ghost-hunting content and slapping a fresh coat of haunted paint…

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“Brain, Behavior, & Mind 2026 Spring Conference: Where Your Thoughts Are the Main Event and Your Mind Is the Guest of Honor”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 26, 2026

AGENDA 9:00 AM – 9:15 AM EDT: Welcome and Conference Announcements by James A. Naifeh, PhD, COL Vincent F. Capaldi,…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD
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Primitive War 2 – Hollywood Finally Confesses They Ran Out of Humans and Are Just Recycling Dinosaurs with Fresh PTSD

FinnJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Oh, great. Just what the world was desperately clamoring for: more dinosaurs in Vietnam. Because clearly, the first movie’s premise…

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