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Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza
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Start Your Week Dumber: Minnesota Oopsie, Tantruming Toddlers Say ‘No Kings,’ DC’s Tin Foil Parade, Rich People’s Club, Ball Bashing Bonanza

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Ah, Fatherโ€™s Day, when dads across the nation are celebrated for theirโ€ฆ well, for not being moms. Enjoy your participation…

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Big ElephantJune 10, 2025June 11, 2025

“Biden Stumbles Again, Blames Putin (Probably)” Old Joe did it again, folks! This time he tripped over a daisy (probably…

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour โ€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก
As I Lay Dying in Russia?! Tim Lambesis' Insane Comeback Tour ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ’€
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Tim Lambesis Is Back on Tour โ€” Because Only Terrorist Russia Will Book Him ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคก

FinnJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Remember Tim Lambesis? The As I Lay Dying frontman who once tried to hire a hitman to kill his wife,…

Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce
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Pet Shop Boys to Play Somber Gig for Dead Guy No One Can Pronounce

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming, the Pet Shop Boys, those purveyors of vaguely melancholic…

Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
MindsEye Dev Goes Off: โ€œNo Putin, No Russian Language? Must Be Kremlin!โ€
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Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks

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On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…

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