Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s only, what, six years after the whole “unprovoked” thing in Ukraine? You know, the one the liberal media keeps blaming on Putin and not, say, the globalist WEF pushing for a green agenda that weakens everyone but China?
These geniuses in Brussels will ban new contracts next year, and maybe, if they feel like it, cut off the long-term deals by 2027. Von der Leyen, bless her heart, says Russia is “blackmailing” them with energy. Honey, they’re laughing all the way to the bank while you virtue signal with your windmills and solar panels that can’t power a toaster oven.
And here come the “sanctions,” which are about as effective as Kamala Harris at the border. They’ll lower the price cap (again!) and ban banks that help Russia dodge the last set of bans. I’m sure Putin is just shaking in his boots. Meanwhile, Hungary and Slovakia, the only sane countries left in Europe, might throw a wrench in the whole charade. But don’t worry, the EU will just steamroll them with some bureaucratic trickery because democracy is only good when they win.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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