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BRIAN WHEAT, TOMMY SKEOCH And CHRIS HOLMES Reveal How Their Midlife Crisis Turned Into a ‘Rocking’ New Collaborative Project Called TERMINAL
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BRIAN WHEAT, TOMMY SKEOCH And CHRIS HOLMES Reveal How Their Midlife Crisis Turned Into a ‘Rocking’ New Collaborative Project Called TERMINAL

Chord F. DiscordDecember 12, 2025December 12, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Rock Band Supergroup Formed! ๐ŸŽธ All Your Faves Are Collabing on a New Project Called TERMINAL! ๐Ÿ’ฅ In…

Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows and Attack on Titan Had a Baby and It’s a Free Quest, OMG

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

Oh, honey, hold my sake! ๐Ÿถ Ubisoft, bless their little corporate hearts, is at it again, unleashing what theyโ€™re calling…

Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload
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Bush Joins Alter Bridge’s Blackbird Fest in Wales: Prepare for Nostalgia Overload

Chord F. DiscordNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

ALTER BRIDGE, those lovable purveyors ofโ€ฆ well, whatever it is they do, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ, folks! Prepare yourselves,…

Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two
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Crunchyroll Game Vault: 75 “Robust” Titles to Bore You to Tears in Year Two

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh boy, Crunchyroll Game Vault is two years old! ๐ŸŽ‰ That’s like, what, 14 in dog years? ๐Ÿถ And to…

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
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Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)
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OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What They Dug Up 24 Years After 9/11! (And CNN’s On It)

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, always dredging up the past, aren’t we? Twenty-four years since 9/11, and they’re still pushing the same old…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage
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The Lonesome Guild Preview – Prepare for a Story So Rich, You’ll Need a Second Mortgage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ™„, because I, your supreme overlord of truth (and maybe a little bit of BS), am…

Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
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Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? ๐Ÿ˜‚ I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…

“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
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“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…

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