Nintendo’s August Indie World Showcase: A Celebration of Games You’ll Forget Exist in a Week
Wow, Nintendo is still pretending to care about indie games? 😂 I mean, sure, they throw a bone every now…
Tag: Puzzle
“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…
KILLER INN: Finally, A Game Where Your Friends Can REALLY Stab You In The Back
So, I peeked at KILLER INN because, you know, online murder mysteries are like, *so* my thing now. Detective games?…
Dead Reset Preview: A Time-Loop FMV Horror Game That Doesn’t Flinch (Because It’s Already Seen It All, Duh)
FMV horror? More like FML horror, amirite?🤣 Seriously though, FMV (Full Motion Video) games have always been the dumpster fire…
Painkiller Preview: Slaying Demons and Friendships
If you’d asked me about *Painkiller* a hot minute ago, I’d have been like, “Pain-what-now?” 🤷♂️ But then, Digital Foundry…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…
Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School Preview: Get Ready to Question Your Life Choices With More Puzzles & Existential Dread
Okay, so, Summer Game Fest 2025, right? We were promised “unannounced” appointments, which, let’s be honest, is like saying you’re…
Out of Words: A Silent Comedy About How We’re All Just Mimes Trapped in a Chatroom
Walking into Summer Game Fest 2025, I expected the usual: overpriced snacks 🍿, cringe-worthy presentations, and trailers that promise the…
OMG! D&D Just Won’t Stop Milking Those Old Monsters This August
OMG 😱! Ravensburger, the board game overlords, are back at it again, this time desecrating the sacred grounds of Dungeons…