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Billy Joel Halts Songwriting to Protect His Musical Legacy
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Billy Joel Halts Songwriting to Protect His Musical Legacy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Billy Joel explained in a recent interview with Rick Beato why he has mostly refrained from penning original songs for…

Phish Fans Disappoint Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office
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Phish Fans Disappoint Hamilton County Prosecutor’s Office

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

This past weekend, Phish staged a three-night takeover at the Rouff Music Center in Noblesville, Indiana, as part of their…

Huey Lewis Steps Away From Music Scene Completely Now
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Huey Lewis Steps Away From Music Scene Completely Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Huey Lewis confirmed during a recent podcast appearance that he has been “basically deaf” for nearly nine years after living…

Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent
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Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Praises Sphere Artists Talent

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Billy Corgan has expressed his admiration for artists who can perform at the Las Vegas Sphere, stating that he has…

John Waters Crashes Nine Inch Nails Concert to Study Fans
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John Waters Crashes Nine Inch Nails Concert to Study Fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Nine Inch Nails were our 2025 Live Act of the Year due to a dynamic show that included a cinematic…

Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy
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Keith Richards Shares Key to Long Life as a Good Boy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Before adopting a mostly clean and sober lifestyle in recent years, Keith Richards’ substance abuse was so legendary that you…

Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute
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Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Morrissey has suggested the BBC is blacklisting his single, “Notre-Dame,” which he says has received “no airplay” despite currently sitting…

Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
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Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…

Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal
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Weird Al Turns Down Lucrative AI Software Ad Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026

“Weird Al” Yankovic has revealed he turned down “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial for business…

Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality
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Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Since 1989, Harry Shearer has voiced multiple characters on The Simpsons, including Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner. In…

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