🎤 HED PE in Gastonia: From Renegade to Retirement 🦴
📅 July 14, Gastonia, North Carolina — once cult (in the “I think I heard of them” sense), Hed PE…
Tag: Rap
Hopeless Records and Fat Wreck Chords Join Forces in a Desperate Attempt to Stay Relevant
OMG! 😱 Hopeless Records, like, totally bought Fat Wreck Chords! Is this the end of punk as we know it?…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Clawfinger Drops New Single ‘Scum’ – Because Apparently, Trump’s Still Living Rent-Free in Their Heads
OMG! CLAWFINGER, those geriatric Swedish rap-metal dudes, just dropped a music video for their new single, “Scum”. 🙄 Apparently, it’s…
CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…
LINKIN PARK Cancels Bern Concert Because Someone Has A Boo-Boo
LINKIN PARK, those lovable purveyors of mid-2000s angst, have apparently pulled the plug on their Bern, Switzerland show tonight (Friday,…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. 🙄 Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” 🎬? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…
Burton C. Bell Admits He’s Allergic to Albums, Prefers Lonely Singles Instead
So, Burton C. Bell, the guy who used to scream about robots and industrial nightmares, but now screams about…well, himself,…
P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…
Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!