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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)
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Hollywood Undead at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/17/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

American rap rock band from Los Angeles, California!

Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing
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Mike Shinoda Admits Metallica Gig Wasn’t *Completely* Soul-Crushing

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

So, DJ EFN and N.O.R.E., those titans of insightful celebrity interviews (aka “Drink Champs”, presented by Revolt), managed to snag…

🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! 🔥
🚀 "Up From The Bottom" — The Track That Lifts More Than Just Spirits! 😏
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🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! 🔥

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2025March 28, 2025

In the world of music, something incredible has happened — Linkin Park’s new song “Up From The Bottom” has become…

👖🔥 Kendrick Lamar’s Pants Are Going on a World Tour Without Him – and Selling Out Stadiums! 🎤🌎
The Legendary Pants from Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Performance Are Touring the World – and Selling Out Fast!
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👖🔥 Kendrick Lamar’s Pants Are Going on a World Tour Without Him – and Selling Out Stadiums! 🎤🌎

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 15, 2025February 14, 2025

After Kendrick Lamar took the Super Bowl Halftime Show stage in wide-leg pleated women’s pants, the internet exploded. Memes, debates,…

🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!
WTF?! Kanye Just Put Chad Kroeger’s Face on an Excavator – and Nickelback is NOT OKAY 😳🎸
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🚨🚜 BREAKING: Kanye West Launches Chad Kroeger-Branded Excavators!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Los Angeles – 💥 Kanye West’s Yeezy.com online store was shut down over his controversial swastika T-shirts ❌👕, but the…

🎤 Snoop Dogg’s Hazy Night: Forgets Performing at Trump’s Crypto Bash! 🕶️
🎤 Snoop Dogg's 'Embarrassing' Trump Act: Fans React to Crypto Ball Performance! 🕶️
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🎤 Snoop Dogg’s Hazy Night: Forgets Performing at Trump’s Crypto Bash! 🕶️

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2025January 19, 2025

In a twist that could only happen in 2025, rapper Snoop Dogg, the 53-year-old hip-hop legend, found himself at the…

⚡ Sean «Diddy» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert — Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭
«Prison Blues: Diddy’s Rap-a-thon Leaves Guards in Tears – «It’s Worse than Guantanamo!» 😱
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⚡ Sean «Diddy» Combs Turns Prison into Never-Ending Rap Concert — Guards Beg for Mercy! 😭

FinnNovember 17, 2024November 17, 2024

It’s official: the rap industry has a new plot twist, and it’s not the latest collaboration between artists. Sean «Diddy»…

P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»
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P Diddy Releases «Racist Anthems» Album, Claims It’s His «Apology to Society»

FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, rapper and mogul P Diddy, currently embroiled in multiple lawsuits, has announced his decision…

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