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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently
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More Bingeable Content to Waste Your Life On This Week Apparently

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough to Watch Already, Here’s What’s New This Week Let’s face it, the Content Mines…

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
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US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…

Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives
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Liberal media frets over weather and G7 while America thrives

Big ElephantJune 17, 2026June 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat. So, I’m reading this article about how the Biden people (you…

Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer
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Fake news CNN reports Pam Bondi battling thyroid cancer

Big ElephantMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

It’s 2026, and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump. I mean, who…

SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart
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SHINEDOWN’s ‘Safe And Sound’ Somehow Manages To Brainwash 25 Different Sets Of Human Beings Into Thinking It’s The Best Song At Mediabase Active Rock Chart

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Wow, SHINEDOWN is just so cool and not at all overhyped 🙄! They just reached No. 1 on the Mediabase…

Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow
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Liberal Texas city screws up, pays off innocent guys bigtime somehow

Big ElephantMay 13, 2026May 13, 2026

It’s 2026 and the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald Trump, is still crushing it in the White…

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
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Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2026May 12, 2026

This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…

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