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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move
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Trump Ally Gets the Boot in Classic Wednesday Move

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and I have to say,…

Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently
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Trump and Iran Playing Nice Until Elections Are Over Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that he won’t attack Iran again…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead
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Another True Crime Adaptation Because Original Ideas Are Dead

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 23, 2026

The latest autopsy of Hollywood’s addiction to sensationalism has arrived, and it’s a real treat. The new film Primetime takes…

Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently
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Minnesota GOP nominee somehow not embarrassed to be Minnesotan apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota, was asked about…

ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
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ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…

Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
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Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…

Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
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Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…

Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride
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Trump’s Excellent Adventure Continues With Sketchy Qatari Jet Ride

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest travel plans, and I have to say, it’s quite…

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