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Tag: Reality TV

Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week
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Because You Clearly Need More TV to Watch This Week

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

We’re back with another thrilling installment of “what’s new on streaming,” because that’s what passes for excitement in the entertainment…

Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently
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Federal Court: Prediction Markets Are Just Fancy Gambling Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a federal appeals court ruling that states can regulate prediction markets like gambling, and…

John Oliver Skewers Sean Duffy’s Terrible Reality TV Effort
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John Oliver Skewers Sean Duffy’s Terrible Reality TV Effort

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026

Sean Duffy’s reality show finally found someone willing to sit through all three hours of it: John Oliver. On Sunday’s…

Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
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Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, it looks like the drama between Paramount and the parties suing to block its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers
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Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The reality for a pair of former reality stars? So far, almost nobody is watching. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s new…

Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters
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Trump’s Aide Rides Shotgun In Trunk Because Loyalty Matters

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a hyper-loyal aide to Donald Trump, has been making…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe
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Trump Takes Leisurely Stroll Towards Replacing Leavitt Eventually Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about President Trump’s latest dilemma, and I just can’t help but chuckle. It…

Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood
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Anthony Michael Hall Reflects on 50 Years in Hollywood

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Anthony Michael Hall has spent five decades discovering that the strangest career turns can sometimes be the ones worth taking.…

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