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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! 🤠 Apparently,…

Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?
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Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition: More Like Master Crapped Edition, AmIRite?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, sweet Emperor, here we go again! Warhammer 40K: Space Marine – Master Crafted Edition dropped this week, and the…

BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)
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BLESSTHEFALL Drops ‘Gallows’ After Seven Years, Proving They’re Still Alive (Barely)

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever hole they’ve been hiding in for the past seven years! Arizona’s…

Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture
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Lies of P: Git Gud or Get Rekt DLC Incoming, Says “Totally Unbiased” Overture

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round and let’s talk about the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Lies of P: Overture. Neowiz, bless…

Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity
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Fortnite x The Simpsons: Prepare for Peak Gaming Stupidity

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet RNGesus, another crossover? 🙄 Apparently, according to some “leakers” (aka basement dwellers with too much time on their…

Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks
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Nintendo Switch 2 Launch: Staple-gate – When Packaging Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 5, 2025June 5, 2025

Ah, the Nintendo Switch 2 is here! And by “here,” we mean arriving with a complimentary screen piercing, courtesy of…

David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud
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David Corenswet’s Superman: Man of Steel Game – Will It Save Gaming or Just Be Another Kryptonite Dud

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

OMG, another Superman article? 🙄 As if we haven’t seen enough spandex-clad saviors. Apparently, some fanboy decided to bless us…

OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!
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OMG! Nintendo Switch 2 Launching in 2 Days – Get Ready for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Nintendo is ALMOST here! 😭 To prepare for the glorious launch of the Nintendo Switch 2 (or…

Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A Release Date: Prepare for Disappointment and More Useless Pokémon Presents

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, honey, The Pokémon Company International, bless their hearts 🙄, has FINALLY decided to grace us with the release date…

EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars
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EA Desperately Tries to Resurrect Another Corpse: Battlefront 2 Devs Beg for Second Chance at Ruining Star Wars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Okay, so apparently some dude who used to push pixels for Star Wars Battlefront 2 wants to “get the band…

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